Trolly McTrollface's crazy story telling machine

This is a project I had on my mind for the last 20 years, and my third shot at taking it to fruition.
It's a story that anyone can contribute to - 500 characters at a time. People vote on the best posts, thus influencing on the direction the story will take.
For now, anyone can join in - I'll start moderating if the whole thing gets out of hand.
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Stars, planets, and galaxies, literally everywhere.
"Fuck."
God had just woken up with the worst hangover in the history of the universe, and couldn't believe his own eyes.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck."
In a corner, Poseidon was snoring in a puddle of someone's vomit, black-out drunk and butt naked, his pants nowhere to be seen.
God tried to look closer at the mess. Some planets had already started to form rudimentary forms of life.
"Fuuuuck."
Quick, God, think. What had happened last night? Did HE do all this?

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